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Friday, February 9, 2024

A SNAKE OIL SALESMAN


 


Remember the lunatic Al Gore –

I’m sure you have heard of the name before –

The millions he made selling doomsday lore!

 

The oceans are rising – taking over the shore,

The man is a loud mouth and a total bore . . .

Some call him the global warming whore!

 

His father Albert – mother Pauline he adored,

A junior “little Albert Arnold Gore,

A very successful family one has to implore!”

 

A snake oil salesman – always plotting for more,

Make my daddy proud, screamed little Al Gore –

From the halls of government, he would roar!

 

Lying to America from behind Satan’s door,

“A deceitful man, little Albert Arnold Gore,

The simple truth we can no longer ignore!

 

Up the preverbal shit creek without an oar –

A man that even Bill and Hillary didn’t adore

“The world is on fire,” cries little Al Gore!

 

Epaphroditus© February 9, 2024

 

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